May 2013
Anonymous asked: do u love enrique
Mom
Mom: who is oppa
Mom: why are you crying
Mom: they all look the same
Mom: What do you mean he's 26 he looks 15
Mom: what does he need to stop? he's just standing there
Mom: ARE YOU SURE HE'S A BOY
Mom: Oh god..
ripstudwell:
if u can read this u can read
rneerkat:
these chicken tenders arent super great I’d only call them chicken fiveders
“I heard it too. The sound of something important to you disappearing.”
– 告白 (via ugh)
mostlyfiction:
Love isn’t about fucking each other at any opportunity.
It also isn’t about how many months or years that you’ve been together.
To me, love is about being able to see light inside of the person who knows nothing but darkness.
meladoodle:
my dad accidentally called me dad once
wild-lion:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes
painttoolsai:
do ants have pubic hair
tvgropes:
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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
jesuschristvevo:
tamagucci
dampsandwich:
how gross would it be if girls pooped
April 2013
accidentally opening internet explorer
put a number in my ask box guys!
condorn:
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artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
